University of Quilting: Athletic Department - T-shirt (Gray)

Scouts would love us. Elite hand-eye coordination, world-class patience, the proven ability to sit motionless for four hours in pursuit of a single goal. The athleticism is all there, it's just pointed at fabric instead of a ball. That's the whole joke of a quilting athletic department, and it makes me grin every time. Plain gym-uniform gray on a crew neck you'll wear until it goes thin at the shoulders. Our posture is the one thing we don't discuss.

Please note: This item is made to order just for you, so all sales are final—no returns or exchanges.

Part of our Back to School collection, a love letter to three fine imaginary institutions of higher learning: Sewing Academy (home of the Seam Rippers), University of Quilting (home of the Piecemakers), and Fabric College (home of the Fabric Hoarders). Three schools that never existed, one very real obsession. Pick your alma mater, or collect all three. Nobody's checking transcripts.