


Fabric College: Equipment Manager - T-shirt (Gray)
Preseason at Fabric College means one thing: inventory. You'll sort the entire stash by color, line up the rulers, wind the spools, and then lie down for a while, which I have decided counts as a workout. Gym-uniform gray on a wear-it-forever crew neck, for work that is noble, necessary and just slightly unhinged. Somebody has to keep this team stocked, and let's be real, it was always going to be you.
Please note: This item is made to order just for you, so all sales are final—no returns or exchanges.
Part of our Back to School collection, a love letter to three fine imaginary institutions of higher learning: Sewing Academy (home of the Seam Rippers), University of Quilting (home of the Piecemakers), and Fabric College (home of the Fabric Hoarders). Three schools that never existed, one very real obsession. Pick your alma mater, or collect all three. Nobody's checking transcripts.



