Fabric College: Alumni - T-shirt (Red)

Technically, I completed the program at Fabric College. Realistically, I am still enrolled, still acquiring, still insisting the last bundle was for something specific. Nobody truly graduates from a school like this; you just reach the point where they hand you a shirt and stop asking questions. Advanced degree in Acquisition, ongoing coursework in Storage Solutions. Gorgeous bold red, and it carries that alumni status with total confidence.

Please note: This item is made to order just for you, so all sales are final—no returns or exchanges.

Part of our Back to School collection, a love letter to three fine imaginary institutions of higher learning: Sewing Academy (home of the Seam Rippers), University of Quilting (home of the Piecemakers), and Fabric College (home of the Fabric Hoarders). Three schools that never existed, one very real obsession. Pick your alma mater, or collect all three. Nobody's checking transcripts.