Honorable Order of Fabric Hoarders - T-shirt

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The 'Honorable Order of Fabric Hoarders' t-shirt features the ancient order's wordmark on the back and its timeless—though inscrutable to outsiders—"H.O. of F.H." insignia on the front. As is often recited within the walls of the order's venerable fabric storehouses by its highest ranking officials, "It's a fabric hoarder thing. You wouldn't understand." (Translated from the original Latin.) 


  • Available as a unisex crewneck and unisex v-neck
  • 60% combed ring-spun cotton / 40% polyester
  • Great fit—super soft, tight neck, snug sleeves that aren't too short
  • Designed and screened in the USA
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